Hola, soy de Chile, donde el clima se manda solo, las gaviotas son un premio, los perros venden gas, los patos venden créditos, los pacos se defienden con animales, los pinguinos pelean con guanacos y zorrillos, los superhéroes lavan la loza, llueve en pleno verano, donde un sismo grado 7 Richter se llama "réplica", donde Facebook y Twitter están más actualizados que la Onemi, el presidente del colegio de profesores no enseña, el de la CUT no trabaja, la vocera de los estudiantes no estudia y los chilenos de clase alta ganan sueldos "reguleques"...

 

One day I’ll remember, remember everything that happened. The good, the bad. Those who survived… and those who did not.

(Fuente: all4movie)

What were your inspirations, especially since [Tauriel] is a completely created character; what brought you to bring that power because there were a lot of ways you could have played that role that would have been along the lines of what we usually see for a girl in an action movie where she’s not in the adventure, she’s the prize…?

(Fuente: halfabubble)

ramavatarama:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

heheheh obtuse jar of relish